Who Writes This Shit?!

I write shit. Wait, let me rephrase that…I mean, I write things that may become shit.

Now, that’s better.

You see I sit in a small room and make up conversations, places, and a few action details and then write them down on pieces of paper. You say you know a guy like that in the Mental Ward? Well there’s a big difference between him and me. Maybe not – but that’s not the point.

Anyway, once I write these things down, I pile them into and apple cart and peddle them around Hollywood. All in the hopes that one day someone with a Blackberry and over-developed ego will buy those pages from me, and turn them into a movie.

Yes I know it’s a stab in the dark, but what a joy it is to watch them say “no”. I’ve been told “no” so many different ways, that I often have to rewind the conversation just to make sure “no” meant “no”. Hell I’ve been told “no” more times than a pimple faced high school geek with an over active sex drive.

But still I find myself typing away at my bent keyboard, all the while hoping that one day… one bright sunny day – “no” becomes, “So, how much do you want to Option this for?”

That’s not “yes” by the way, but it isn’t “no”.

Of course when “no” does become “yes”, some guy who calls himself a Director might just turn it all to shit.

See, I told you I write shit.